Original Radioactive Jam

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Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Captions, Anyone?

whoosh!
Found this image in a Consumer Reports testing archive. Thought it might be fun to make up some captions.
Such as, "Amidala's hair care secrets - revealed at last!"

6 Emissions:

Blogger ScroobiousScrivener emitted...

Or:

"Told you that was a hot miniskirt."

8/16/2005 09:59:00 AM  
Blogger ScroobiousScrivener emitted...

Can’t… stop… now…

“What with the government monitoring her every thought, Emily never got to enjoy the carefree life of a normal child prodigy.”

“The premiere of Egbert’s experimental string sonata seemed to be going so well, until his enthusiastic arpeggios in the fourth movement brought one of the instruments – from which he had forgotten to remove the hook – snapping down into the audience.”

And OF COURSE…
“So what if his obsession had led to the break-up of his marriage? At least with Mrs Jam out of the way, there was more room for the shoes.”

8/16/2005 10:21:00 AM  
Blogger Radioactive Jam emitted...

The shoes... schweet cranberry sauce, I've never felt so alive!

But the picture of Emily, I don't get it. Looks just like the one I wore...

8/16/2005 10:29:00 AM  
Blogger jedith emitted...

Interesting, soon a trip to the hair specialist will be as wild as a trip to the dentist's office, as mentioned in this article.

8/16/2005 12:23:00 PM  
Blogger Lou (a.k.a. rainpuddles) emitted...

Oh my... so funny!

8/16/2005 01:19:00 PM  
Blogger Daisysoapsabs emitted...

"ohh, yeah, that hits the spot... no, no, don't stop!" ...when the excuse, "I can't, I'm washing my hair that night" just won't cut it...

8/24/2005 01:08:00 PM  

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