And Proud of it, Man!
I hate when this happens
Somehow I missed this test on my earlier visit.
Seeing this result produces strangely mixed feelings. While taking the test I considered picking the most loser-like answers just to see how bad I'd score. Instead I decided to go with honest answers.
And what did the results page say about my score? "You are a loser baby, there are only a few who out-lose you!" Fortunately I have near-indestructible self-esteem, able to survive way worse abuse than this. Yeah!
Still...maybe you could take this test and report back with your score. I understand if you score lower than me you might feel bad for me; that's okay. I'll still find some way to make fun of you. And I promise to say I feel really bad if you score higher. Fair enough?
Somehow I missed this test on my earlier visit.
Seeing this result produces strangely mixed feelings. While taking the test I considered picking the most loser-like answers just to see how bad I'd score. Instead I decided to go with honest answers.
And what did the results page say about my score? "You are a loser baby, there are only a few who out-lose you!" Fortunately I have near-indestructible self-esteem, able to survive way worse abuse than this. Yeah!
Still...maybe you could take this test and report back with your score. I understand if you score lower than me you might feel bad for me; that's okay. I'll still find some way to make fun of you. And I promise to say I feel really bad if you score higher. Fair enough?
iRad time |
9/30/2005 11:57:00 AM
19 Emissions:
13 :( I'm hopeless :(
.........................................88...............................
20. Hey, I'm cooler than I thought!
79, or "Slight Loser"
I'd say that's pretty accurate, actually.
Let's recap. Lou is gradually shedding Essence Of Loser, which is probably getting picked up by those around her.
Jedith "beat" my score (though I did repeat the test, picked what seemed to be the most loser-like answers and scored a 99. Out of 100. Which tells me even if I'm not a total loser, I'm able to think like one). Dude - thanks for being there for me. If you ever feel like you need to call on a total-loser friend, you know where to find me.
A and Scroobious apparently took a different test. I believe this because I'm in complete denial over the staggering disparity between their scores and mine.
And then Omar delivers a dig to make a vole proud. His score closely matched mine; his view? "That's pretty accurate," i.e. he validates the test results.
I am *so* glad I saw Serenity while I'm still motivated to leave the house. Shiny, indeed.
Nope, no RLI around here... :-D
1) Having just taken the Weirdness Test, I find 97% are weirder than me.
2) It is 3am on a Friday night/Saturday morning. I am taking stupid internet quizzes while my cat shoves her fat bum in my face.
Putting these both together:
3) I am both irremediably boring, and definitely a loser, no matter what the test says.
Off to investigate getting a life. Expect poor success rate. Back soon.
24: "Definitely not a loser - You're cool by us"
And I thought my (honest) answers were actually kind of loser-ish.
But I bet the biggest loser around made the quiz. So it's all relative, don't you think?
Scroobious - I read your comment last night and again this morning; I'm still laughing. Thanks for twisting things into perspective. I took the weirdness test a few months ago: 11% are more weird than me. I expected that.
Jen - good score for you. Yes, it's absolutely relative. Wait... does that even make sense? Never mind. Besides, I still have all my Krispy Kreme scratch-offs intact. If the chanting of "Loser! Looooo-ser!" (in my head)* gets too strident I'll start scratching. When 3 of 4 turn up Winner that voice will just shut right up.
* Not really. ;-)
How do you have the patience and self-will enough not to scratch them already? I have to scratch something like that then and there. If I can't find a coin, I use everything and anything eg. keys, corner of hardcover textbook, a knife. Not that I carryr knives around. But I can't wait.
I got 66 - because I'm evil :)
Jen - Based on my track record I'm pretty sure I don't have much patience or willpower. What I do have in a fairly short attention span, and I work this to my advantage. The tickets are out of sight, in a backpack pocket. Out of sight = out of mind. As I type this I think, besides it's just donuts. Then I remember there's cash prizes too... and so, yeah. Won't be long now.
Amber - but that goes against what I was taught in school as a child: evil people are losers. Hmm. Seems like the people saying warning me were losers. Seems like the evil people had little in common with actual losers. Gaah! I knew it, they lied to me: evil is cool!
Except for evil as portrayed by Hayden Christenson of course; his kind of evil is so lame it makes bona fide losers look good.
It's scratcherin' time!
Maybe I shouldn't be posting this for all to see, but it should make you all feel really good: I scored 90 - I am a total loser - OUCH! I always knew I was a geek, but I never realized I was a loser.
Oh, well. My service to society is to make everyone else feel good about themselves, even you, Jam.
57. Normal.
Normal?!?!
On what planet am I considered normal?
I don't like this test.
Lia - thanks. Most generous of you to admit such a score. No doubt Jedith will be happy to turn the top spot over to you. Still, I'm not at all sure it's a valid score for you.
Cate (and Lia) - Clearly you've exposed this test as fundamentally FLAWED. I can imagine no planet in any universe where Cate should be considered normal. To do so makes a mockery of the very word. Any so-called test producing such a result should be considered HIGHLY SUSPECT.
(wait for it... waaait for it....)
Jam, your confidence overwhelms me! Thanks!
I'm 100 percent loser because I CAN'T GET TO THE TEST!!!!! *wails* Jam, I hope you're gonna do something about this!! its not fair if everyone that comes here can take the test and reaffirm their loser/non-loser-ishness.
I'm still angry at not being able to access the test. despite the fact that I told you that 3 seconds ago.
Lia - shucks ma'am, tweren't nuthin'. :)
Syar - You seem stressed, under pressure. You should find some way to "decompress." I suggest taking the "Loser" test linked through this post.
Just kidding! Seriously though I'm not sure why you can't get there; I just tried and had no problem. Are you on a network that blocks certain sites? Then again maybe the nerdtests site wasn't running earlier. Try again. And again! Let them know YOU MEAN BUSINESS!
62. in your face nerdtests!! I got to you at last!!! apparently I'm normal. all that for "normal"?? I don't know whether to strive for a higher mark or shed my loserishness gradually like Lou. is it even one of those things I can control?
hah, I'm just happy I could take the test.
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