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Saturday, September 10, 2005

Oh Cruel KrispyKreme, Why Do You Mock Me

All together now: Mmm... donuts.
How my day began:
I feel like such a l0ser!*
* But I'm still way ahead of the pinheads behind the spamments

5 Emissions:

Blogger anaglyph emitted...

I think the scratch panel should just cut to the chase and say 'LOSER'. What's with the apology? They're not really sorry. In fact if you think about it they are so NOT sorry at all. In fact, it should probably say 'Hey, we're really HAPPY you lost - come back and lose with us again!'

Sigh. I'm such a cynic.

9/11/2005 05:56:00 AM  
Blogger Bill C emitted...

Lou - *shuts eyes, plugs ears / sings Stars And Stripes Forever melody for good measure* I do NOT "hear" someone saying Krispy Kreme donuts are second-rate!

Anaglyph - yes, the sorry does seem a little insincere. Or maybe they're describing me as sorry.

9/11/2005 09:34:00 AM  
Blogger glo emitted...

I hate losing. Sometimes, I can't even go to a place with a contest because the pain is so intense...some people have said that I identify too strongly with games of chance, but I think they're just jealous of my passion.

9/11/2005 07:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous emitted...

Dude, if you were eating Krispy Kremes, you were a winner. Those things are goooood.

9/12/2005 10:02:00 AM  
Blogger Bill C emitted...

I remember that cartoon! It's one of my all-time favorites for that very reason.
LO-O-O-SER!

9/14/2005 08:37:00 AM  

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