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Saturday, September 10, 2005

Oh Cruel KrispyKreme, Why Do You Mock Me

All together now: Mmm... donuts.
How my day began:
I feel like such a l0ser!*
* But I'm still way ahead of the pinheads behind the spamments

8 Emissions:

Blogger Lou (a.k.a. rainpuddles) emitted...

All I have to say is that while Krispy Kremes are good, Canada still has the better donuts at Tim Hortons.

Too bad you didn't win though... Timmy's
has roll up the rim to win, and I think I may have won once,.... maybe.

9/11/2005 12:07:00 AM  
Blogger anaglyph emitted...

I think the scratch panel should just cut to the chase and say 'LOSER'. What's with the apology? They're not really sorry. In fact if you think about it they are so NOT sorry at all. In fact, it should probably say 'Hey, we're really HAPPY you lost - come back and lose with us again!'

Sigh. I'm such a cynic.

9/11/2005 05:56:00 AM  
Blogger Radioactive Jam emitted...

Lou - *shuts eyes, plugs ears / sings Stars And Stripes Forever melody for good measure* I do NOT "hear" someone saying Krispy Kreme donuts are second-rate!

Anaglyph - yes, the sorry does seem a little insincere. Or maybe they're describing me as sorry.

9/11/2005 09:34:00 AM  
Blogger Lou (a.k.a. rainpuddles) emitted...

Ha ha ha ha! You should really come up and try them... they're quite good.

Which reminds me of Japanese donuts... one of the few "Western" desserts that they get "right". They have their own style but are oh so yummy! If you're ever in Japan, stop and get a donut when you want something that tastes like "home".

9/11/2005 10:14:00 AM  
Blogger Glo emitted...

I hate losing. Sometimes, I can't even go to a place with a contest because the pain is so intense...some people have said that I identify too strongly with games of chance, but I think they're just jealous of my passion.

9/11/2005 07:58:00 PM  
Anonymous anne arkham emitted...

Dude, if you were eating Krispy Kremes, you were a winner. Those things are goooood.

9/12/2005 10:02:00 AM  
Blogger Syar emitted...

they should employ dogbert to word the loser tickets. he does a mean loser chant.

"and I'll be all LOSER! LO-O-O-SER!"

9/14/2005 02:28:00 AM  
Blogger Radioactive Jam emitted...

I remember that cartoon! It's one of my all-time favorites for that very reason.
LO-O-O-SER!

9/14/2005 08:37:00 AM  

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