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Tuesday, September 13, 2005


I should've saved "Mmm... donuts!" for this post.
Perhaps today is a good day to die um, buy a lottery ticket.
I feel so validated. And yet... why didn't they say "You're a winner!"?

7 Emissions:

Blogger Jen emitted...

Congratulations. What a winner.

Judging by the scratchie thing in your previous post, it seems they didn't say "You're a winner" + "One doughnut" because they have a quota of 4 words they may print in the scratchie area.

I once ate a dozen original Krispy Kreme donuts.

I felt a little gross.

But I was more astounded that I didn't feel sick and that my stomach could take 12 donuts. I bet I ate a week's worth of meals in that one eating.

9/13/2005 11:23:00 PM  
Blogger anaglyph emitted...

Y'know, I'm not totally convinced that 'winning' 1 donut is, like, 'winning'. Not being a donut fan. I mean, it's not like winning, er, an all expenses paid holiday to the Maldives. Which is winning.

So are you going to go back and take just your 1 donut winnings? Or will their dastardly plan work and will you then buy other things as well...

9/14/2005 12:17:00 AM  
Blogger Syar emitted...

here you go Jam : "You're a winner". should I add an "Atta boy, tiger!" as well? aw shucks, just take it for free.


wow, you've got me jumping through hoops with just this ONE win. wicked powers you've got there, slugger.

*was the slugger too much? was I overdoing the motivation? I've been watching too many sport underdog movies.

9/14/2005 12:45:00 AM  
Blogger Syar emitted...

and FYI, no one was *blaming* you for the spamments foray into my blog. I was just saying. I mean, the whole your blog-my blog connection happened before. when I was at your blog, then back at my blog to mess around my template I ended up with you writing me a 1000 word tribute. karma man, karma. always so negative. tsk, tsk.

9/14/2005 02:26:00 AM  
Blogger Radioactive Jam emitted...

Jen - (thanks) I'm surprised I didn't notice the 4-word thing. Usually those types of crucial details clamor for my attention. I pity your legal opponents. Seriously.

Speaking of serious: a dozen? Although I understand your feeling only a little gross; I believe Krispy Kremes belong in us, the more the merrier. And now I feel strangely hungry...

Anaglyph - if I had to choose between a trip to Maldives and a donut - even a Krispy Kreme - I'd choose the trip without hesitation. Unless it was a Chocolate Ice Kreme Filled. Then I'd hesitate. And I will indeed take just my 1 donut winning.

On that visit.

Syar - yes, slugger was a little over the top. But I do appreciate the effort. :)
I was only kidding about taking the blame, though I wouldn't be surprised to learn the spamment network somehow follows links, much like search engines.

9/14/2005 06:40:00 AM  
Blogger Cate emitted...

Hmmm...Krispy Kreme. I believe Chris Rock put it best when he said we wouldn't be surprised to find out there's crack in those doughnuts, they're so addictive.

9/14/2005 01:19:00 PM  
Blogger ScroobiousScrivener emitted...

I was greeted this morning with: "There's donuts over there, if you want any." If? What is this "if"? Don't my colleagues know me AT ALL?

I knew that new Krispy Kreme shop would have evil effects. So far I've enjoyed donutty treats on, um, four occasions, without having actually entered the shop once. So that's evil in a GOOD way, obviously.

9/15/2005 07:28:00 AM  

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